My surname might start with 'B' but don't let that fool you! I'm an 'A' when it comes to my job - the business of being a professional civil celebrant.
I can't sing a note without setting the neighbourhood dogs into a frenzy. But my ceremonies will make your heart sing.
I can't dance with my two left feet going the same direction. But my ceremonies will dance to your tune.
I can't paint a picture on canvas with oils or waterpaints. But my ceremonies will paint a picture with words that people will remember forever.
So you see, 'B' really is the new 'A'.
There are over 8,000 celebrants currently in Australia so why am I special?